four horsemen of the apocalypse
me as a journalist: HOLY SHIT Things Are Fuck
PLEASE BOOST THIS!!!
These women should not be forced to perform for a man they don’t like….LET THE PRODUCERS KNOW
The full Teen Vogue article is here if you want to read more: http://tnvge.co/EqbAiV3
trump: *puts his hand on the bible during his inauguration*
god:
Man if you guys could have heard this noise I made when I saw this
it was nearly 100 degrees outside today in Florida and this old white lady was standing alone on the corner holding this sign.
Bless her old soul, that is love.
👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
So today I decided that I should probably use up my meal plan and I begrudgingly walk over to the cafeteria to get food. After I’ve finished eating my less than mediocre burger I start to head out the door when I notice some spectacularly yellow bananas. Amidst a sea of less than tolerable food shone these bright yellow beacons of hope that I can’t resist helping myself to for future smoothies. So I grab not one, not two, or even three, but SIX of these glorious yellow rods of delight. I begin to stroll out the cafeteria with six bananas draping over my arm because it’s finals week and I couldn’t give less of a shit about carrying around 6 bananas, when I am stopped by a cafeteria lady. She stops to tell me that we are only allowed to take 1 fruit item out of the cafeteria and all I could do was stare for what seemed like an eternity. Without even thinking, I just sprinted the fuck outta there. I didn’t just leave the cafeteria, I went much further. I ran past the next two buildings and across the entire campus. I was getting a lot of states but I didn’t care, I was free. I had never felt this alive as I was sprinting across campus. I didn’t even stop when I got to my dorm building, I sprinted all the way up into my dorm wielding 6 bananas until I got into my room. I have been existing 18 years, but I haven’t truly lived until this day.
i have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life
OH MY GOD
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do older generations not get fatalistic humor?? like the other day my friend’s parents were hanging around and we were joking and i was like “well no matter what i can always fling myself off the nearest cliff” and they didn’t laugh then later the mom pulled me aside and was like “maybe you should get some help, sweetie” like stfu?? help? in this economy? i don’t think so, debra
I honestly don’t think they get it as a coping mechanism, they think it’s a cry for help rather than actually helping.
i’d even say it’s past just coping and is also now a category of Stuff Kids Got Used To When No One Was Looking; not everyone using that humor is even covering up something bigger, we just stopped thinking fatalistic = taboo/unspeakable somewhere along the line, and most parents don’t seem to know why or how ~
My boss opened a door and missed me by inches, he said “whoops, almost killed you there!” My result of “Oh, if only.” Led to an awkward end of shift debrief.
This generation shares the same humor as the goddamn Addams Family and the previous generation is the White Sixties Family™ that lives next door and runs away screaming at the end of the episode
trumps supporters: this generation of “triggered” crybabies overreact too much!!!
mall of america: we’re gonna have black santa
trump supporters:
starbucks: we’re gonna say happy holidays
trump supporters:
hamilton: mike pence please look out for us and be careful
trump supporters:
kellogs: we don’t want our ads on a bigoted news site
trump supporters:
the rest of america: hillary won the popular vote
trump supporters:
fruitcrocs